Red pirate mannequin? On what filth-ridden vessel does ye sail?
Complicated and untrue explanations aside, Ed, my girlfriend Adriana, mystery Unloosen writer, a red mannequin, and I met in Chicago. Good times were had, photos were taken. Some of those photos required an eye patch. Click below for the evidence.
Adriana mutinizes the crew of the southbound Metra train with nothing but guile and the incredible ability to see in two dimesions.
Two lovely cyclopes thanks to Chicago's giant reflective bean.
Photographic proof that Joe Blevins does exist. Not only is he real, he's gracious enough to don an eye patch and shake the hand of your humble editor.